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Print Industry Calls it Quits Days Before iPad Takeover

Print Industry Calls it Quits Days Before iPad Takeover

We surrender! CEOs come out with their hands up. Three days before the launch of Apple's iPad, positive reviews are pouring in, and the printing industry has officially decided to concede defeat. “Yup,” R.G. Blau, acting president of the International Conventicle of Print Industry Types confirmed the rumors early today. “With the iPad, we feel that Apple has once and for all proven that there is no longer any need whatsoever for books, newspapers, magazines, catalogues, posters, billboards, banners, brochures, or anything of that other stuff that we print.” “It's a sad day for the printing industry, but we also feel some measure of pride at having been defeated by such a worthy competitor,” Hotcards blogger Anne Stewart said at a press conference this morning. “I, for one, welcome our new digital advertising overlords.” Starting today, April 1st, newspapers and other publishers will begin to close up shop, followed by printing technology providers from Xerox to Heidelberg, and finally, small […]

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